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Thumbs Up Horn Drinking Cup

Throw out your lame golden chalice and drink like a mighty warlord with the viking drinking horn. This epic 24 ounce beverage holder is shaped like the tusk of an elephant, and is rumored to emanate the shouts of fallen vikings if you hold the drinking horn up to your ear.